Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Confessional Tuesday on Wednesday

Today my confession is quick and dirty.

I sat on the couch and ate chocolate instead of going to the gym.

That's an equal trade, right?

I mean, it's kind of a service I provide to my kids.  Someone has to eat all that Easter candy, and they aren't allowed to because of the threat of childhood obesity and diabetes and whatnot.

I had big dreams of throwing away two pieces for every one I eat, but that kind of nonsense is for jerks.

I can quit whenever I want to.

Or when it's gone, whichever comes first.

Yeah.  I'm totally gonna eat them all.

4 comments:

  1. Definitely eat them all. Totally worth it...they are just screaming for it. But in a non-creepy sort of way

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    1. They do seem to be asking to be silenced, don't they?

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  2. You are a brave hero. Which makes me one, too, since I sit around on the couch and eat candy a lot.

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    1. Thanks. I never thought of myself as a hero, but you're right, it's accurate.

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