Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Confessional Tuesday on Wednesday

Today my confession is quick and dirty.

I sat on the couch and ate chocolate instead of going to the gym.

That's an equal trade, right?

I mean, it's kind of a service I provide to my kids.  Someone has to eat all that Easter candy, and they aren't allowed to because of the threat of childhood obesity and diabetes and whatnot.

I had big dreams of throwing away two pieces for every one I eat, but that kind of nonsense is for jerks.

I can quit whenever I want to.

Or when it's gone, whichever comes first.

Yeah.  I'm totally gonna eat them all.



  1. Definitely eat them all. Totally worth it...they are just screaming for it. But in a non-creepy sort of way

    1. They do seem to be asking to be silenced, don't they?

  2. You are a brave hero. Which makes me one, too, since I sit around on the couch and eat candy a lot.

    1. Thanks. I never thought of myself as a hero, but you're right, it's accurate.