Confessional Tuesday on Wednesday

In the spirit of the first week of school, I decided to post a message on the white board in our kitchen to inspire my kids to grab the new school year with gusto and positivity, to capture the magic of the first week and to set the school year off with a great theme:

Tell Mommy what you learned today, angels. 
I love you. 
Who wants chocolate chip cookies?

What I received was the following response from my kids when I wasn't looking:

No respect.  NONE.

Conclusion:  My kids - what a couple of jerks.

Confession:  They learned everything from me.

Hapy new scool yeer, evry 1.

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