No more listening to arguments, yelling, or bickering. No more fights over the TV. No more asking for ice cream, candy or cookies at nine in the morning. No more whining when the answer is no. No more “You are the WORST MOTHER EVERRRRR!” No more food wrappers all over, at any given moment. No more grass, dirt and leaves tracked into a freshly vacuumed house. No more having to carry iPods, iPads, laptop, DS’s or any other electronics into bedrooms. No more refereeing squabbles. No more questions about having friends over, sleeping over, swimming, going to the store, buying this or that, or if we really have to clean today. No more finding strange items in the grocery cart. No more repeat viewings of Spongebob Squarepants, My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, Victorious, Ant Farm, or Phineas and Ferb.
OMG. NO MORE PHINEAS AND FERB.
School started today.
And just like that, the world is exactly as it should be.