I’m rarely proud about anything I do, but there are some times when I’m positively aghast at my dreadful personality.
The following are a few ugly things I’ve said to my husband, who most likely didn't deserve it:
#1: You know, unloading the dishwasher won’t be an option for you next week when I go on my vacation with the girls.
#2: Why don’t you go outside and come back with a new attitude?
#3: I’ll make it easy on you. I’ll do it when I want; then you don’t have to worry about asking me to do it.
#4: You paid the credit card bill with the wrong account and now we are overdrawn. The check for (our daughter)'s dance school tuition bounced, so I can't show my face at the studio because we look like deadbeats.
#5:
Please don’t touch me with your feet.
I feel like you’re making my leg stink.
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Just discovered your blog and have enjoyed quite a few laughs. Thank you. You're adorable. Hope you have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteThank you Allison! I'm so happy you're here! :)
Delete#5. Oh my word......I'm pretty sure I've said that. Or something very similar, about other unmentionable stinky body parts.
ReplyDeleteI will always maintain that stinky body parts beget stinky body parts from the slightest contact.
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