I sat on the couch and ate chocolate instead of going to the gym.
That's an equal trade, right?
I mean, it's kind of a service I provide to my kids. Someone has to eat all that Easter candy, and they aren't allowed to because of the threat of childhood obesity and diabetes and whatnot.
I had big dreams of throwing away two pieces for every one I eat, but that kind of nonsense is for jerks.
I can quit whenever I want to.
Or when it's gone, whichever comes first.
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| Yeah. I'm totally gonna eat them all. |
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Definitely eat them all. Totally worth it...they are just screaming for it. But in a non-creepy sort of way
ReplyDeleteThey do seem to be asking to be silenced, don't they?
DeleteYou are a brave hero. Which makes me one, too, since I sit around on the couch and eat candy a lot.
ReplyDeleteThanks. I never thought of myself as a hero, but you're right, it's accurate.
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