Spam Loves My Blog

There are few things in life that hold the alluring combination of being entertaining and annoying at the same time.  Reality shows.  Spongebob Squarepants.  Small children.  My husband.  Okay.  Turns out there are a lot of things that can be entertaining and annoying.

Internet spam is another one.

Spammers love my blog, and leave daily comments.  If you’re not a blogger, then you might not know anything about commenting, so I will educate you right now:  comments are rewards for blogging.  Comments show us that you are reading.  If you read and don’t comment, hey man, that’s cool, but my heart died a little because you read what I had to say and didn’t tell me so.  It’s sort of a major reason to blog for many bloggers.  Positive feedback, people. 

Spammers know this, and they take this knowledge and leave little blurbs of excitement and kudos on my blog every day, listing a website that they invite me to peruse but I’m not curious like that so I never do.  And even though their comments are all garbage and add no real value to my blog, knowing that spammers find me and take the time to autofill my comment box with often nonsensical drivel is mildly gratifying.  I have made it on the internet if the Spambots have come.  And they do.  However, each day I have the thankless job of deleting hundreds of spam comments from this fine blog.

But not before I read some of them.  And today, I’m sharing them with you.  The following is just a sample of the spam comments I receive.  I have not edited content in any way, except to delete the title of the blog post that each commented on, and a link if they’ve added one.  I have grouped them into eight categories: The Health Advisor, The Flatterer, The Student, The Product Advisor, The Drunk, The Fellow Blogger, The Information Gatherer / Sharer, and The Storyteller.

The Health Advisor

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Well, that’s true.  I don’t have a speck of Italian blood in me and I love watching videos of people losing their clothes.

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Now that’s important information!  Thank goodness I read this before I used rusty scissors to cut off a piece of skin.  Do they even make rusty scissors anymore?

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Come again?

The Flatterer

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THANK YOU, Rhode Island!  I’m so glad my blog is worthy of the smallest state in the union’s praise.  In addition, I’m thrilled to have the steroid-user population backing me. 

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You know, when I started blogging my main thought was to keep it wise.  So happy someone noticed.  Thanks, man.

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Wow.  Three hours of browsing and this is the best you’ve seen?  I have spent many a good day just browsing cat videos.  Maybe you need a class on internet surfing.  Obviously you could also use a primer on naming websites.

The Student

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Well, Reginald, I haven’t done any videos on my site, but I do like your name.  Perhaps we could be friends.  Do you wear a monocle?

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Whoa there, guy.  Slow your roll.  I have some tips for you, but I’m not sure they’re the kind you’re looking for.

The Product Advisor

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The Drunk

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My head is spinning after reading this, and I’ve only been drinking coffee so far today.

The Fellow Blogger

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Are you trying to tell me that I’m a thief?  Because I’m not.  And I’m a little offended that you think I need help with my yeast issues.  Two strikes, son.

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Um, if your website is about hardcore sex, then I’m sure that writing is not the only area in which you’re feeling exposed.  May need to rethink your platform – just my advice.

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What a sweetie.  Bless you, too.  Note: I *almost* clicked this link.  Who doesn’t want to jump higher?

The Information Gatherer / Sharer

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I love that your cousin shared this with you and that you appreciate my work, but it sounds as if you’re questioning your cousin’s sources, which is a family problem that I don’t want to get into.

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Yeah.  I didn’t buy you a meal.  In fact, I think you should buy me a meal as payment for my impressiveness.

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The Storyteller

Today, I went to the beachfront with my kids. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is completely off topic but I had to tell someone! Here is my web site - Lutheran Churches in Papillion

HA!  Kids are so dumb.

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I hope I have shown you that spam can be fun if you take the time to know it better.  And it’s much more fun when you remember to take care of it before there are a thousand of spam comments eating your blog.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a date with the delete button.

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