There
are few things in life that hold the alluring combination of being
entertaining and annoying at the same time.
Reality shows. Spongebob
Squarepants. Small children. My husband.
Okay. Turns out there are a lot
of things that can be entertaining and
annoying.
Internet
spam is another one.
Spammers love my blog, and leave daily comments. If you’re not a blogger, then you might not
know anything about commenting, so I will educate you right now: comments are rewards for blogging. Comments show us that you are reading. If you read and don’t comment, hey man, that’s
cool, but my heart died a little because you read what I had to say and didn’t
tell me so. It’s sort of a major reason
to blog for many bloggers. Positive
feedback, people.
Spammers know this, and they take this knowledge and leave
little blurbs of excitement and kudos on my blog every day, listing
a website that they invite me to peruse but I’m not curious like that so I never
do. And even though their comments are
all garbage and add no real value to my blog, knowing that spammers find me and
take the time to autofill my comment box with often nonsensical drivel is mildly
gratifying. I have made it on the internet
if the Spambots have come. And they
do. However, each day I have the thankless
job of deleting hundreds of spam comments from this fine blog.
But not before I read some of them. And today, I’m sharing them with you. The following is just a sample of the spam
comments I receive. I have not edited content
in any way, except to delete the title of the blog post that each commented on,
and a link if they’ve added one. I have
grouped them into eight categories: The Health Advisor, The Flatterer, The Student, The Product Advisor, The Drunk, The Fellow Blogger, The Information Gatherer / Sharer, and The Storyteller.
The Health Advisor
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Well,
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The Flatterer
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THANK
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You know, when I
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I've been browsing online more than three hours today, yet I never found
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Wow. Three hours of browsing and this is the best
you’ve seen? I have spent many a good
day just browsing cat videos. Maybe you
need a class on internet surfing.
Obviously you could also use a primer on naming websites.
The Student
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Well, Reginald,
I haven’t done any videos on my site, but I do like your name. Perhaps we could be friends. Do you wear a monocle?
Hmm it seems like your website ate my first comment (it was extremely
long) so I guess I'll just sum it up what I submitted and say, I'm thoroughly
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Whoa there, guy. Slow your roll. I have some tips for you, but I’m not sure they’re
the kind you’re looking for.
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My head is spinning after reading this, and I’ve only been drinking coffee so far today.
The Fellow Blogger
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Are you trying to
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not. And I’m a little offended that you
think I need help with my yeast issues.
Two strikes, son.
I’m a devotee of
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Um, if your website is
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feeling exposed. May need to rethink
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The Information Gatherer / Sharer
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An impressive share! I've just forwarded this onto a friend who was
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The Storyteller
Today, I went to the beachfront with my kids. I found a sea shell and
gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you
put this to your ear." She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There
was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back!
LoL I know this is completely off topic but I had to tell someone! Here is my
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HA! Kids are so dumb.
* * * * *
I hope I have shown
you that spam can be fun if you take the time to know it better. And it’s much more fun when you remember to
take care of it before there are a thousand of spam comments eating your blog.
Now if you’ll excuse
me, I have a date with the delete
button.
*******
I don't get spam in my comments section anymore because I moderate my comments.
ReplyDeleteBut when I get a free moment of glutton and punishment, I go into my "spam folder" for fun.
1000000 comments about Viagra and how contact lenses will solve my problems, I feel much better about myself.
You like me.
You really, really like me!
I prefer not to moderate because they are so darn fun. Related: I'm pretty sure "viagra pills for FREE" is my new BFF.
DeleteVery entertaining :)
ReplyDeleteThanks Sarah! :)
DeleteHahaha! I remember the days when I was inundated with hilarious spam comments (yes, I also wrote a blog post about it a couple of years ago).
ReplyDeleteI enjoy them way too much to take steps to avoid them, I think. We've been having a relationship for a couple of years now. :)
Deleteha! I'm laughing out loud and I needed that.
ReplyDeleteThe yeast one is just weird.
Some of them are rather artful..and long. Do computers write those? Or are sinister humans behind them? It's all very suspect.
I prefer to think it's some guy in a Silicon Valley office writing garbage like this for thousands of dollars. In reality it's probably some teenager on the other side of the world typing text into a computer held together by rubber bands and tape for less than pennies. Nope. Let's not go there.
DeleteI can't remember the last time I checked my spam comments. Maybe I should. I could use a compliment from the "Flatterer".
ReplyDeleteI love The Flatterers. They're always very complimentary. And then they hit you with their weird sex website.
DeleteI love your blog! It's so enticing. Can you give me some tips on how to write? Please? And I will show you how to shave your legs...
ReplyDeleteOh wait, I'm real. ;-p
Spam can kiss my ass. Please don't delete this comment.
Ha ha ha! There should be more spam comments like yours. xoxo
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